diff --git a/konabot/docs/sys/怪话过滤.txt b/konabot/docs/sys/怪话过滤.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8e99522
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konabot/docs/sys/怪话过滤.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+指令介绍
+    怪话过滤 - 去除含有关键词的怪话
+
+使用方法
+    `怪话过滤 说的道理`
+        去除所有含有“说的道理”的怪话
+
+另见
+    怪话(1)
diff --git a/konabot/docs/user/怪话.txt b/konabot/docs/user/怪话.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4e2dd85
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konabot/docs/user/怪话.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+指令介绍
+    说点怪话/说些怪话 - 让 BOT 学群友胡言乱语
+
+适用范围
+    为保证安全，只有少数授权的群聊可以使用该指令
+
+使用方法
+    `说点怪话 今天吃什么`
+        期待 Bot 会回答你什么吧
+
+    `说些怪话 明天不想上体育课`
+        Bot 会回复你三句怪话
diff --git a/konabot/plugins/fortune/__init__.py b/konabot/plugins/fortune/__init__.py
index 072cf40..76bccfe 100644
--- a/konabot/plugins/fortune/__init__.py
+++ b/konabot/plugins/fortune/__init__.py
@@ -2,9 +2,10 @@ import asyncio
 from nonebot import get_plugin_config, on_command, on_message
 from nonebot.adapters import Bot
 from nonebot.adapters.onebot.v11.event import GroupMessageEvent
-from nonebot_plugin_alconna import UniMessage, UniMsg
+from nonebot_plugin_alconna import Alconna, Args, UniMessage, UniMsg, on_alconna
 from pydantic import BaseModel
 
+from konabot.common.nb.is_admin import is_admin
 from konabot.common.path import DATA_PATH
 
 from .random_text_record import RandomTextManager
@@ -53,3 +54,15 @@ async def _(bot: Bot):
         await cmd_guaihuas.send(await UniMessage().text(fortune_wtf.choice()).export(bot))
         await asyncio.sleep(1)
 
+
+cmd_filter_guaihua = on_alconna(Alconna(
+    "怪话过滤",
+    Args["keyword", str],
+), rule=is_admin)
+
+@cmd_filter_guaihua.handle()
+async def _(keyword: str, bot: Bot):
+    async with fortune_insert_lock:
+        c = fortune_wtf.filter_out(keyword)
+    await cmd_filter_guaihua.send(await UniMessage().text(f"删除了 {c} 条怪话").export(bot))
+
diff --git a/konabot/plugins/fortune/random_text_record.py b/konabot/plugins/fortune/random_text_record.py
index 7e1c6fe..7739c20 100644
--- a/konabot/plugins/fortune/random_text_record.py
+++ b/konabot/plugins/fortune/random_text_record.py
@@ -31,6 +31,14 @@ class RandomTextManager:
                     continue
                 self._cache.append((ts, base64.b64decode(cn).decode("utf-8")))
 
+    def save(self):
+        lines = [
+            str(ts) + "|" + base64.b64encode(cn.encode("utf-8")).decode()
+            for ts, cn in self._cache
+        ]
+        with self.fp.open("w") as f:
+            f.writelines(lines)
+
     def insert(self, text: str, timestamp: float | None = None):
         if timestamp is None:
             timestamp = time.time()
@@ -51,3 +59,12 @@ class RandomTextManager:
 
         return random.choices(contents, weights)[0]
 
+    def filter_out(self, keyword: str):
+        len1 = len(self._cache)
+        self._cache = [
+            (ts, cn) for ts, cn in self._cache
+            if keyword not in cn
+        ]
+        self.save()
+        return len1 - len(self._cache)
+